Wednesday, June 25, 2008

A Modest Proposal to Amend the Constitution

Since we can't convince anyone with the necessary to begin impeachments proceedings against Bush and/or Cheney, for the sake of retroactive fairness let's amend the constitution thusly:
Any elected or appointed public official may be immediately removed from office upon evidence of inappropriate sexual activity while in office, including but not limited to adultery. In addition, lying about any matter in a public statement shall be grounds for impeachement.
I'm sure this will help make things nice and consistent. After all, it's not like a Senator or Representative would ever do anything so inappropriate, right?

1 comment:

Grace said...

I read your blog, Mr. Yummy.

:o)