The Crystal Head

John Hodgman is right - it does have a very clean flavor with very slight syrupy after-taste. It's pretty good vodka. But the main reason for buying it, of course, is because the bottle is really cool.


It is the preferred beverage of mole-men everywhere.


It isn't carved out of a solid quartz crystal. There's a seam in the glass. But the detail on the head is still quite nice. It isn't a real cork.


In these times of economic uncertainty, wouldn't you prefer a beverage that, whenever you drink it, reminds you of your own eventual death? I thought so!