Life Complicated

Fill hot water bottle to warm feet. Put bottle on chair while use bathroom and freeze rear end. Get back from bathroom, sit on warm chair cushion, put bottle by feet. Wrapped feet and legs in blanket. Feel burning on feet. Jump up. Bottle cracked spraying boiling water on feet. Feet burned. Feet wet. Feet cold. Feel rear end wet. Rear end cold. Feel like cry. Life complicated.